wake up call too early
Topic: got Fotos?
Ron: hello? were u sleeping?
I: huh? uhn? Oh, huh?
Ron: i guess you're not anymore!
I: oh, hi.

Best kind of wake up call, forcing your brain to turn on and make u sound coherent in 15 seconds.

9:30am. i scrawl the deets of the request on a too small post-it, later i try to decipher it, luckily i can remember messages relating to photography, and nothing else.

i went back to sleep, woke up at 10:15am, lost my contact lens, couldnt find my phone, bumped my head on the bathroom door knob, got a nosebleed and missed my 11am appointment in the udistrict. what a day!